| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |