| Acronym | Meaning |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |