| Acronym | Meaning |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |