| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
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