| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
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