| Acronym | Meaning |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |