| Acronym | Meaning |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |