| Acronym | Meaning |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |