| Acronym | Meaning |
 | WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
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