| Acronym | Meaning |
 | QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
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