| Acronym | Meaning |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |