| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
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