| Acronym | Meaning |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |