| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TBP | Total Body Pain |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
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