| Acronym | Meaning |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |