| Acronym | Meaning |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |