| Acronym | Meaning |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |