| Acronym | Meaning |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |