| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
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