| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
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