| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |