| Acronym | Meaning |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |