| Acronym | Meaning |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |