| Acronym | Meaning |
 | POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
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