| Acronym | Meaning |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |