| Acronym | Meaning |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |