| Acronym | Meaning |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |