| Acronym | Meaning |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |