| Acronym | Meaning |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |