| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
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