| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
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