| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
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