| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
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