| Acronym | Meaning |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |