| Acronym | Meaning |
 | C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
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