| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
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