| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
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