| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
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