| Acronym | Meaning |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |