| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
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