| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
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