| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
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