| Acronym | Meaning |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |