| Acronym | Meaning |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |