| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
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