| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
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