| Acronym | Meaning |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |