| Acronym | Meaning |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |