| Acronym | Meaning |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |