| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
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